If you're wanting to inject some humour into your wedding speech, but are unsure if long-winded wedding jokes is for you, our wedding one liners could be just what you're after. Check out our favourites below:
Wedding One Liners : 'Marriage Definition'
Contrary to popular belief, marriage is not a word, it's a sentence - a life sentence!
Wedding One Liners : 'True Happiness'
You never knew what true happiness is till you get married- then it's too late of course!
Wedding One Liners : 'I've Lost My Wife!'
If ever you're out and happen to lose your wife, just find a beautiful woman and start talking to her - you'll find your wife appears in a matter of seconds!
Wedding One Liners : 'Love is Blind'
They say love is blind. But I'll tell you something, marriage is a real eye-opener!
Wedding One Liners : 'Happy Marriage Secret'
Happy marriages are a matter of give and take. The husband gives, the wife takes!
Wedding One Liners : 'Mother in Law'
I haven't spoken to my new Mother-In-Law for over a year. I think it's rude to interrupt her.
Wedding One Liners : 'Bride's Dress'
Does anyone know why wedding dresses are always white? Because it matches the kitchen appliances!
Wedding One Liners : 'Marriage Stats'
Now time for a little stat. Apparently, marriage is the greatest cause of divorce! Well I never.
Wedding One Liners : 'Church Marriage'
Before entering the church, Bride always focus on the same 3 words, 'Aisle, Alter, Hymn'
We're always on the prowl for killer wedding one liners. If you've some gems tucked up your sleeve, drop us an e-mail and we'll look to publish the best ones on the site.
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