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A Guide to Wedding One Liners for Speeches

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If you're wanting to inject some humour into your wedding speech, but are unsure if long-winded wedding jokes is for you, our wedding one liners could be just what you're after. Check out our favourites below:

 

 

Wedding One Liners : 'Marriage Definition'

 

Weddingsday Contrary to popular belief, marriage is not a word, it's a sentence - a life sentence!

 

 

 

Wedding One Liners : 'True Happiness'

 

Weddingsday You never knew what true happiness is till you get married-  then it's too late of course!

 

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Wedding One Liners : 'I've Lost My Wife!'

 

Weddingsday If ever you're out and happen to lose your wife, just find a beautiful woman and start talking to her - you'll find your wife appears in a matter of seconds!

 

 

 

Wedding One Liners : 'Love is Blind'

 

Weddingsday They say love is blind. But I'll tell you something, marriage is a real eye-opener!

 

 

 

Wedding One Liners : 'Happy Marriage Secret'

 

Weddingsday Happy marriages are a matter of give and take. The husband gives, the wife takes!

 

 

 

Wedding One Liners : 'Mother in Law'

 

Weddingsday I haven't spoken to my new Mother-In-Law for over a year. I think it's rude to interrupt her.

 

 

 

Wedding One Liners : 'Bride's Dress'

 

Weddingsday Does anyone know why wedding dresses are always white? Because it matches the kitchen appliances!

 

 

 

Wedding One Liners : 'Marriage Stats'

 

Weddingsday Now time for a little stat. Apparently, marriage is the greatest cause of divorce! Well I never.

 

 

 

Wedding One Liners : 'Church Marriage'

 

Weddingsday Before entering the church, Bride always focus on the same 3 words, 'Aisle, Alter, Hymn'

 

 

 

We're always on the prowl for killer wedding one liners. If you've some gems tucked up your sleeve, drop us an e-mail and we'll look to publish the best ones on the site.

 

 

Recommended Reading

 

For those of you wanting to find out more, we've a whole host of other wedding speech articles on the site packed full of expert information and inspirational ideas, not to mention our online wedding directory that's filled with toastmasters, speech writers and more.

 
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