Hopefully the title should have put all the ladies off this article, so its time to turn to what many of you blokes will say no Stag Night is complete without. Of course, we are talking about knitting…. sorry, we mean stripping.
Still a popular choice, the Strip-O-Gram is bound to get the Stag’s pulse racing. They can be arranged to arrive at any destination at any time and will be decked out in whatever outfit you select. Schoolgirl, Policewoman, Nurse, French Maid and Air Hostess outfits are usually a popular choice, or for those of you who prefer the larger lady, the Roly Poly is always an option. Depending upon who you book with will depend upon what you get. Some of them are more, how should we put it, revealing and hands on. There are a number of companies around the UK offering this service, but be sure you know exactly what you want and shop around until you find it.
If you want to see more than one lady remove her clothes, then we would suggest a trip to a Lap Dancing club. No longer confined to Soho, these new clubs are popping up (what an odd turn of phrase) all over the place, and you can bet there’s one near you. With plenty of alcohol on tap, and a bevy of beauties parading around in their birthday suits, you would be forgiven for thinking you’re in heaven - but get a hold of yourself man, actually strike that, don’t, or you may be thrown out. For that extra special touch, why not treat yourself, or more importantly, the Groom, to a Private Dance in one of the specially set-aside booths – but remember, no touching!
Whether they come to you or you go to them, it's hard to beat a hot looking lady removing her clothes right in front of you. A quick tip though, remember to tell your partner that she’s far better looking than all the women you saw!
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