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Wedding Jokes, Quotes & One Liners for Bride's Father Speech

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The Bride's father speech is typically a sentimental and nostalgic affair filled with family memories and praise for the daughter, but it can be so much more.

 

Wedding jokes, quotes and one liners can be integrated into any Bride's father speech and turn it from somewhat of a slushy affair into a wedding speech that all who hear it will remember and recall for many years.

 

This article take a look at some of the best jokes, quotes and lines around. Used sparingly in a Bride's father speech, they are a wonderfully easy way of injecting humour and sincerity into any dad's wedding speech.

 

 

Bride's Father Speech Jokes

 

Weddingsday Just after she got engaged, my daugther asked me how much it costs to get married. I told her I wasn't sure - I was still paying!

 

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Weddingsday When she was younger, my daughter was struggling to grasp the concept of marriage so I got out our wedding photo album out and showed her the snaps. "So do you understand now?" I asked her. "I think so" she said, "So this is when mummy came to work for us?"...

 

Weddingsday Having been married for some time now, the best piece of advice I can give you is that if ever a man comes along and tries to steal your wife the best form of revenge is to let him keep her!

 

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Bride's Father Speech Quotes

 

Weddingsday I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)

 

Weddingsday After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her. (Mark Twain)

 

Weddingsday A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. (Paul Sweeney)

 

Weddingsday If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself. (Kris Kristofferson)

 

Weddingsday To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. (Ogden Nash)

 

Weddingsday Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking. (Chinese Proverb)

 

Weddingsday One of the best things about marriage is that it gets young people to bed at a decent hour. (M.M. Musselman)

 

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Bride's Father Speech One Liners

 

Weddingsday Happy marriages are a matter of give and take. The husband gives, the wife takes!

 

Weddingsday They say love is blind. But I'll tell you something, marriage is a real eye-opener!

 

Weddingsday You never knew what true happiness is till you get married-  then it's too late of course!

 

Weddingsday If ever you're out and happen to lose your wife, just find a beautiful woman and start talking to her - you'll find your wife appears in a matter of seconds!

 

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